The Cunning Linguist Presents: A World Premiere

I think it can safely be said at this point that I enjoy a good Lady GaGa mashup, so after the relative success of "Love Games?" I decided to expand the genre further. But first, some background information.

To celebrate Halloween this year, noted British talk show host (and speech impediment sufferer) Jonathan Ross decided to invite noted actor (and noted individual with heterochromia) Christopher Walken on to his show. While there, Walken was given the lyrics to noted singer (and Kermit the Frog enthusiast) Lady GaGa's song "Poker Face," and read them out loud, in moving spoken word form. Now, just this spoken word performance was funny enough, but then I decided, along with many other people, that the mashup should be, nay, needed to be made.

So, I present to you, the blog-reading public, Poker Face - The Christopher Walken/GaGa Mashup

And see the following video for the original performance by Mr. Walken: