In the News...Cancel any New Years plans you may have (yes, you too Dick Clark) because Ellen DeGeneres and her partner Portia have the right idea for New Years. That's right, they are playing Scrabble! I don't know about you, but I, in all seriousness, love Scrabble even though I'm crap at it. I can't imagine a more fun time than playing Scrabble with Ellen n' Portia, even if I do get schooled. That's right, Paris Hilton, I'm not interested in your high-class partying and low-class...well, I'll leave it at that. No need to be cruel. Point is, I'd much rather remember my New Years Eve celebrations spent with celebrity personality. With Scrabble, this will be the case. With Paris and, doubtlessly, a large amount of Tequila I won't even remember my own name the next morning. Plus, the last thing I want to do is hang around with Paris Hilton's crowd while their judgment (and mine) is severely impaired. Hear that, creepy guys crawling around the internet for any news of Paris Hilton, you can have my ticket, if I get sent one, because I'm holding out for the coolest ticket of the year: Scrabble with Ellen and Portia. Come on, the pair of them are so cool there is no way you can blame me. If I'm wrong on this, I don't want to be right.
If I get invited I'll even bake some cookies. That's right, I will try my hand at baking actual food. It'll probably be a disaster. C'est la vie! I apologize in advance.
-The Crier.
Oh, that would be pretty awesome. Is that actually happening, or is this just your dream and fervent hope?
ReplyDeleteI WANT TO GO TO THERE. And by there, I mean the DeGeneres/Rossi house!
ReplyDeleteIt's actually happening! Well, at least Ellen said it was. And I believe her.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, I think we all want to go there, deep within our heart of hearts.